{"id":73,"date":"2008-06-03T14:12:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-03T14:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mirageglobe.com\/wp\/?p=73"},"modified":"2008-06-03T14:12:00","modified_gmt":"2008-06-03T14:12:00","slug":"irish-daughter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pages.alldaycity.com\/mirageglobe\/irish-daughter\/","title":{"rendered":"Irish Daughter"},"content":{"rendered":"<div dir=\"ltr\">An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her  father cursed her.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not  write to us, not even a line? Why didn&#8217;t ye call? Can ye not understand what ye  put yer old mum thru? &#8220;<\/p>\n<p>The girl, crying, replied, &#8220;Sniff,  sniff&#8230;.dad&#8230;.I became a prostitute&#8230;.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ye what!!? Out of here, ye  shameless harlot! Sinner! You&#8217;re a disgrace to this family.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;OK, dad&#8211;  as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to  a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5 million.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;For  me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes  limited edition convertible that&#8217;s parked outside plus a membership to the  country club&#8230;.(takes a breath)&#8230;.and an invitation for ye all to spend New  Years&#8217; Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and&#8230;.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Now what was  it ye said ye had become?&#8221; says dad.<\/p>\n<p>Girl, crying again, &#8220;Sniff,  sniff&#8230;.a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff. &#8220;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me  half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old  man a hug.&#8221;<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cursed her. &#8220;Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn&#8217;t ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru? &#8220; The girl, crying, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-73","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pages.alldaycity.com\/mirageglobe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pages.alldaycity.com\/mirageglobe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pages.alldaycity.com\/mirageglobe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pages.alldaycity.com\/mirageglobe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pages.alldaycity.com\/mirageglobe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pages.alldaycity.com\/mirageglobe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pages.alldaycity.com\/mirageglobe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pages.alldaycity.com\/mirageglobe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pages.alldaycity.com\/mirageglobe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}